The Great Woolly-Woolly of Wah-Hoo-Wah Was a Greater Big Bully

The king of beasts on the grounds of the University of Virginia until 1948 was a hair-raising effigy of a shaggy Siberian Woolly Mammoth, in Brooks Hall of natural history. We’ll call the creature the Great Woolly of Wah-Hoo-Wah, to stress its renown.

The Little Welsh Corgi with a Great Big Attitude

After consulting with an especially brave veterinarian, who seemed eager to end the interview with the feisty growler, they discovered Dickens' breed was welsh corgi, with a little terrier thrown in. They are 11th most intelligent breed, and herded geese in olden days, when live stock was herded to market. Obviously, the Westchester Kennel Club lacked proper information; or, perhaps they knew a dud when they saw one. Welsh corgi dogs have won trophies there before. It seems highly possible that their snubbing of Dickens was the dastardly slight that caused him to go bad, in the first place. Surely, it is time for amends.